Futile Attraction

Danielle Mason

Germaine Douglas

Alistair Browning

Dudley Earnsworth/Mr. Collins

Glenda Tuaine

Anne Rata

Michelle Ang

Violet McKenzie/Elizabeth

Jemaine Clement

Editor/Darcy

Bret McKenzie

Mr. Wickham

Taika Waititi

Waiter

Peter Rutherford

Randal Fudhurst

Richard Chapman

Scruffy Guy

Lee Donoghue

Mark